right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
SON, WHY WON’T YOU EAT THIS CAKE I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FATHER’S FEELINGS LIKE THIS? JONATHAN EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW.
dad get out you’re ruining my life!!! i’m not going to eat your fucking cake, get out!
WE DO NOT CURSE IN THIS HOUSE JONATHAN. EAT YOUR CAKE.
no! you can’t make me!
EAT YOUR CAKE SON, YOU WON’T GROW ANY TALLER IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CAKE.
that doesn’t even make sense!!! stop it dad get out!!!!!
if you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.
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Reblog if you’d like a love letter in your ask box.
make it dirty.
filthy, even. sordid. make lucid your desire to sin in the flesh. <3
Make that shit TENDER
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kyakyakyakyakya
why are they both so attractive and adorable
why
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Via Merry at Your Expense
when people you hate get into things you like
You’re not allowed to like that
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flynnagan asked: 1, 4, 10 :3
1: What is the real reason you are confused right now?
Well I had memory-ception last night. For psychology we had to read about memory. So I was trying to memorize stuff about memory using different memory techniques while learning about said memory techniques…. Yeah That’s why I’ve been confused all day?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
I trust to easily, and then I retrust too easily, but that’s who I am and stuff. I just everybody. I don’t see why that’s so bad… You can’t protect yourself from everything, so why protect yourself from people. Some people are just out there to hurt you, and no matter who you are and how you act, someone someday will hurt you. So I just don’t care c:
10: What are you listening to?
… my refrigerator? Well since I’m not currently listening to music I will tell you the last thing on my iPod…. Listen to your heart is the song I was listening to last, and my pandora is on classical music.
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Freedom Bucket
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
wow ok this page
i cannot control my just happy feels because these two omg
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE THING IN HOMESTUCK. #forever reblog
